Ultra-Confidential Non-Disclosure Agreement

(For Those Who Enjoy Keeping Secrets and Avoiding Mysterious Misfortunes)

By reading this document, you acknowledge that you are now bound by the sacred, unbreakable, and slightly ominous rules of The Obscure Arcade.

These rules include, but are not limited to:

1. Speak Not, Whisper Not, Post Not.

All knowledge of our activities, members, and questionable snack choices shall remain locked away in the vault of your mind. If you so much as tweet, text, or casually mention us over brunch, expect… consequences.

2. Hands Off the Artifacts.

Any symbols, artwork, coded messages, or prophetic doodles you encounter are strictly off-limits for distribution.

If we see them on Etsy, we will be most displeased.

3. Your Participation is a Ghost Story.

If someone asks if you are part of our society, you will neither confirm nor deny,

only smirk knowingly before vanishing into the mist.

Violators Beware:

Should you break this agreement, expect strange and unsettling occurrences:

• Your favorite coffee shop will always be out of your favorite order.

• Your socks will mysteriously disappear, but only the left ones.

• You will develop an inexplicable habit of bumping into doors that were not there a second ago.

This agreement is legally binding in all dimensions, including the unknown ones.

Congratulations! You are now part of something special, strange, and entirely secret.

Act accordingly.